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News tweets.

So this is what the kid who played Walt on Lost is up to nowadays.  Only mildly more lucrative than what I’ve been doing since Lost ended. 

Meanwhile, in TVLand Of the Day: Skins Returns!
The E4 hit will be returning for a final showdown - three separate stories (Skins Pure, Skins Rise, Skins Fire) which will be divided into two hour long episodes.  
Although my love for Skins faded over the course of the last generation, these three stories focus on former characters Cassie, Cook, Effy, Naomi and Emily - further proving that sometimes the TV Gods are righteous and fair.

Meanwhile, in TVLand Of the Day: Skins Returns!

The E4 hit will be returning for a final showdown - three separate stories (Skins Pure, Skins Rise, Skins Fire) which will be divided into two hour long episodes.  

Although my love for Skins faded over the course of the last generation, these three stories focus on former characters Cassie, Cook, Effy, Naomi and Emily - further proving that sometimes the TV Gods are righteous and fair.

Well played, CW.  Well played.

Well played, CW.  Well played.

Interesting, so does the state of investigative journalism.

Interesting, so does the state of investigative journalism.

ABC Denver misreports the title of David Petraeus’ biography, “All In” as “All Up in My Snatch”.  In related news, someone in the ABC Denver research department is currently updating their resume.  

ABC Denver misreports the title of David Petraeus’ biography, “All In” as “All Up in My Snatch”.  In related news, someone in the ABC Denver research department is currently updating their resume.  

American Horror Story: Asylum
Grace: It doesn’t matter what I believe.
Kit: It does. Especially in this place. Your story is who you are.
Grace: I wish I could forget my story.
Kit: No, you have to say it out loud all the time just to keep it straight in your head.
If only Lee Winfrey would write summaries for all of my favorite childhood movies.  

If only Lee Winfrey would write summaries for all of my favorite childhood movies.  

"Man, this ham sure could use another term in oven!"

Making dinner during the Presidential debates is yielding so many terrible puns.

I’m sorry Mrs. Jackson Pollock. I am for realism.
Dawsons Creek: Abridged Season One
grams: jen, i think you should go to church with me.
jen: i'm from new york. i'm an atheist. ...maybe at the end of the season.
dawson: jen, i'm in love with you.
jen: okay. i'm from new york. i'm a virgin, also.
joey: i have feelings and lady parts. high school gives me anxieties.
pacey: oh, did you guys hear? i'm totally getting it on with our teacher.
jen: dawson, i lied about being a virgin. i've actually had all of the sex. because i'm from new york.
dawson: my mom also has all of the sex. i have emotions about these parallels. but i also have intense feelings for you.
jen: i'm going to date this other guy for a hot second while you deal with your intense feelings for me.
joey: remember me? because i still have anxieties. and a mad crush on dawson.
pacey: i am suddenly hot for joey.
dawson: i am suddenly in love with joey.
jen: this is inopportune because suddenly i love you, dawson.
joey: i have anxieties.
jen: okay grams, i'll go to church with you.

Real Life Office Complaints.

Sometime in the last month David Thorne replaced them with cards that have my title changed from Graphic Designer to Horse Whisperer.

It took me two hours to move it all back myself because he said he was too busy researching wasps to help.

Missouri.

What if Maroon 5’s “Misery” is actually just Adam Levine’s method of telling people that he has taken an impromptu trip to Missouri.

Sorry, Hulu, but you’re going to have to be a little more specific.

Sorry, Hulu, but you’re going to have to be a little more specific.

I’m mildly embarrassed about the amount of Mark McGrath related posts I’ve made on Facebook this week.

I know he’s not mine but I’ll see if I can use him for the weekend or a one night stand.