Dawsons Creek: Abridged Season One
grams: jen, i think you should go to church with me.
jen: i'm from new york. i'm an atheist. ...maybe at the end of the season.
dawson: jen, i'm in love with you.
jen: okay. i'm from new york. i'm a virgin, also.
joey: i have feelings and lady parts. high school gives me anxieties.
pacey: oh, did you guys hear? i'm totally getting it on with our teacher.
jen: dawson, i lied about being a virgin. i've actually had all of the sex. because i'm from new york.
dawson: my mom also has all of the sex. i have emotions about these parallels. but i also have intense feelings for you.
jen: i'm going to date this other guy for a hot second while you deal with your intense feelings for me.
joey: remember me? because i still have anxieties. and a mad crush on dawson.
pacey: i am suddenly hot for joey.
dawson: i am suddenly in love with joey.
jen: this is inopportune because suddenly i love you, dawson.
joey: i have anxieties.
jen: okay grams, i'll go to church with you.